help for the schmooze challenged: The Schmoozer, The Internet's Ultimate Suckup Machine

for lovers of small blue people: link

What not to do with your house: link

pessimists unite! Despair, Inc.

dude just gets funnier: link

headlines from drudge today:

blind climber poised to reach top of everest
naked hair stylist terrorizes southern california spa
man survives shark attack off jacksonville beach
box office record: mummy 2 rakes in $70 million

read the post's report on bob kerrey/thanh phong. it's far better journalism than 60 min, and ESPECIALLY the nytimes...Villagers Dispute Kerrey's Account (washingtonpost.com)

be still my beating heart: Apple - iBook

these are endlessly entertaining to me:DancingPaul.com: I can dance if I want to!