Conversation

Scene: Homer's Restaurant
Dramatis Personae: Nephew, age 12; Niece, age 3

Nephew (returning with a dessert): This thing is so sugary I'll probably go into insulin shock.

Niece: NO SHANE, you didn't go into INSULIN SHOCK, you went into HOMER'S.

Nephew: ...

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In other news, I saw The Grifter staring out a window at me this morning. She apparently lives with a guy in my building. I haven't seen her since Grady chased her and they had a fight. Maybe dude took her in.

Little scammer.