S.O.S.
Dear blog readers, this is Fee writing. Please send help! Tall cat got this new thing on Wednesday, I don't know what you call it but it's flat and wide and shiny and she keeps petting the screen. We can't get her to play with us and just this very morning our food bowls were EMPTY when we woke up! She keeps it on the couch next to her like it's her new kitty. It's always making noise and demanding her attention. It even sleeps on the table next to her bed! Granted it is pretty, but what's prettier than a fluffy kitty? She hasn't even been knitting! This is serious!
We are very distressed and it's even made me want to be nice to Grady, who is a mean mean kitty. Can someone please send us the following:
1. Ham
2. ATTENTION
3. A kitty-sized hammer to smash this new thing with (we have tried but we can't reach the shelf where she keeps the hammer.)
Grady says I have to be the blog star today because he was up there earlier this week.
For the love of all kitties,
Fee
We are very distressed and it's even made me want to be nice to Grady, who is a mean mean kitty. Can someone please send us the following:
1. Ham
2. ATTENTION
3. A kitty-sized hammer to smash this new thing with (we have tried but we can't reach the shelf where she keeps the hammer.)
Grady says I have to be the blog star today because he was up there earlier this week.
For the love of all kitties,
Fee
posted by Jen at 11:53 AM
9 Comments:
Dear Fee,
I'm sure two clever kitties like yourselves can figure out a way to "knock" it off the table a few times, and perhaps into a big water bowl (think human's "litter box"). You're creative, you'll come up with something.
BellaKitty in MS
Hi Fee - Chaos and Mayhem asked that I send you and Grady their regards and sympathy and said to reassure you that humans have short attention spans.
Oohh... Poor kitties! Such neglect!
It's not just kitties who are affected. My two-legger has something similar and now she doesn't want to throw the tennis ball for me. She walks around mumbiling, "Cool, wifi. Rats, no wifi."
She'll get over it - just scratch the furniture and soon all her attention will be back on you ;)
Well Fee, Harley and the other Grady here. Our Tall Cat wants one of those shiny new things too - thanks for warning us what will happen if she finally gets one.
We feel for you guys - our Tall Cats say there's a two cat limit here but if you get really desperate, we'll sneak you in when they are all asleep! Then we can all gang up on the dog for a real battle royale. That would be much more fun than one of those shiny things could ever be.
Our human has one of those, too! She was entirely mesmerized with it when she first got it. Don't worry, though - it gets better. Within a month she remembered we were alive. Just steal food from the kitchen until she comes out of her daze.
Hehe. um..er..*cough* Poor Fee and Grady! Maybe she'll tire of it soon ...or not!
omg. tall cats. perfect.
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