A Tale of Two Kitties

As told in pictures, by Grady and Fee. (Lots of pictures!)

Once upon a time there were two kitties who followed their friend Tall Cat into the WC:



Their names were Fiona and Grady. Fiona was the playful, happy, chirpy, scaredy cat who liked listening to Enya and hiding, and Grady was the cuddly, snoozy, mellow, lovey cat whose tastes tended more to military programs on tv and leftover steak. Grady came in with the hopes of scoring some Petromalt, but Tall Cat forgot to buy it. So Grady told Fee that HE was the best kitty ever.

Fee countered, and presented her evidence.

She bragged on and on about her Tufty Paws™, one of the characteristics she felt made her of superior breed and stock to Grady:









She demonstrated her lifelong obsession with water, especially in one Porcelain Fixture:



And showed off her Fancy Britches (Or, as Tall Cat likes to call them, Hammer Pants):



Grady yawned and asked to be let out. The battle royale continues.



Tall Cat would like y'all to know that nice people don't play favorites.

The End