Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A Tale of Two Kitties

As told in pictures, by Grady and Fee. (Lots of pictures!)

Once upon a time there were two kitties who followed their friend Tall Cat into the WC:

Two kitties

Their names were Fiona and Grady. Fiona was the playful, happy, chirpy, scaredy cat who liked listening to Enya and hiding, and Grady was the cuddly, snoozy, mellow, lovey cat whose tastes tended more to military programs on tv and leftover steak. Grady came in with the hopes of scoring some Petromalt, but Tall Cat forgot to buy it. So Grady told Fee that HE was the best kitty ever.

Fee countered, and presented her evidence.

She bragged on and on about her Tufty Paws™, one of the characteristics she felt made her of superior breed and stock to Grady:



Front paws are Tufty, too.

Tufty again

She demonstrated her lifelong obsession with water, especially in one Porcelain Fixture:

Obsessed with water

And showed off her Fancy Britches (Or, as Tall Cat likes to call them, Hammer Pants):


Grady yawned and asked to be let out. The battle royale continues.

Grady is waiting patiently

Tall Cat would like y'all to know that nice people don't play favorites.

The End


Blogger Stacey said...

All I can say is awwwww.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Sheila said...

Our Grady, Rudy, Harley and both Tall Cats here LOVE LOVE LOVE this post!

Thank you!

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh...we call Groucho's butt feathers "Hammer pants" too!

They are beautiful kitties!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love them!! I've had two Maine Coon kitties and both loved water so much. I fell in love with the Tufty Paws on the spot and brought them home with me. One was very tall, but only about 15 pounds, the other was a might Maine Coon, at 23 pounds. Loved those boys so much! Now I don't have a Maine Coon, but I do have a big tall white kitty named Boo. Alas, his toes are not Tufty :) Thanks for the sharing.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lulu is on Fee's side. She too has tuftypaws and pantalettes!

5:45 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Parachute pants and tufty paws!! Awwww.

Chaos feels the same way about Petromalt and thinks Grady should go on strike until Tall Cat produces said Petromalt, preferably fish flavor.

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooh I love her Tufty Paws™! And Grady's stare in the first picture. I wonder what he was thinking? Beautiful, wonderful kitties. I tell all my cats they are my favorite: my favorite blue one, my favorite big one, etc., depending on their own unique characteristic. Lovely portraiture of your felines.

11:42 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

Ha ha!! Excellent! I love the tufty paws!!

9:04 PM  
Blogger mrspao said...

They are both gorgeous!!

2:13 PM  

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