Wednesday, April 16, 2008

1-5-1 Hair Salon Contest!

All right, here's the deal!

Leave me ONE comment with ONE cheesy hair salon name from your area, and your town or state:

1. It can be a hair salon or a pet grooming salon but it must have a punny name (think "groaner").
2. It has to ACTUALLY EXIST.
3. It can be from the phone book or something you pass every day.
4. Like this: "In Daytona Beach there is a salon called Hair Force. HAHAHAHA!"

For every FIVE comments I get I will give away ONE free download of my Reversi sock pattern. So 50 comments = 10 patterns!

Seriously, all you have to do is look one up! Contest closes Saturday April 19 at midnight.

**Update** please leave me only ONE comment per person, though you can include more than one salon name. I'm keeping a count. Thanks!


Blogger Beverly said...

"Split Endz" in Enfield, CT.

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in san diego, there is a grooming/boarding place called "metropawliton dog" that makes me want to puke every time i see it. gah!

3:34 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Curl Up and Dye in Minneapolis, MN. :) (We have Sweeney Todd's, too, but that's not punny, per se.)

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Mandi said...

Back home in Erie, PA there was a salon called "Shear Madness" that was right up the road from my house...

3:43 PM  
Blogger Grandma Barb said...

There's one here in Nashville on Elm Hill Pike called Kinky Roots.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Lynn said...

"BANGZ" in Montclair, NJ. The best part is that they're expanding to become a full service salon but the name BANGZ will remain.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Ha - what a great contest idea! I pass a pet salon called "Groomingdales" every day on my way work - it cracks me up. Winston Salem, NC.

4:22 PM  
Blogger MadDog Knitting said...

Hair Drezzers On Fire
San Diego, CA

Makes me want to go in and see the flames.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groomingdales-a pet salon outside Anniston, AL that cracks me up when I drive by.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous soxanne said...

Since someone already took my favorite - Curl Up & Dye (we have one in Saint Paul too), I looked at a list of names and found this one - I love it and may have to start going there - Tortoise and Hair ...

6:04 PM  
Blogger Andi said...

Okay, this isn't a hair salon, but it is too funny not to share.

Cao Dung Day Spa in Annandale, VA

Say it out loud

I kid you not!

Would you go there?!

7:15 PM  
Blogger MezzoDiva said...

I too have a couple of local favourites that are not hair salons:

The Wing On funeral parlour
and the
Hong Fat BBQ pork restaurant

LMAO every time I pass by!

8:53 PM  
Blogger Debbie said...

We've got a bunch:
Buzz, Iowa City, Iowa
Cut It Loose, Coralville, Iowa
Cuts 2 Dye 4, Iowa City, Iowa
G Spot, Iowa City, Iowa

8:53 PM  
Blogger FairySari said...

There's "Lock and Mane" located at the corner of Locke St and Main St in Hamilton, Ontario

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Deirdre said...

if you do a search for bad hair salon names you come up with this one. warning, there is some mild foul langauge.....

9:24 PM  
Blogger She Knits Flying Monkeys said...

Curl Up and Dye. First saw it in a little town south of here, Tulia, I think. Then I saw one more locally. (Close to Fort Worth, TX).

9:35 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Hair Deaux in Euless, TX.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous yarnbeans said...

Well, we have Ocean Waves and Cuts (we are on the Oregon Coast) and Waves & More. The ever popular Shear Sensations, also!

And my most favorite Chinese restaurant name ever is Hung Far Low in Portland, Oregon!

11:41 PM  
Blogger limedragon said...

How can I pick ONE????

Hair It Is ... in St Paul MN

6:49 AM  
Blogger The Pajama Queen Knits said...

Melissa's Shear Friends in Elmira, NY...I pass it every day on my way to work.

7:00 AM  
Blogger Ann-Marie said...

there is one the town over (Belleville Ontario) called "LidZ"

7:20 AM  
Blogger Ivy Mae said...

In Charleston, we have Cutters Cove, to go along with the nautical atmosphere of the town, Hair Bears, and Head Quarters. We also have Touched by Tanneka, which isn't a pun, but totally creeps me out!

7:27 AM  
Blogger QoE said...

In Champlin, we have Mud Puppies!
Great place with a fun name.

8:00 AM  
Blogger Olga said...

Here in SD we have the The Chop shoppe and Whoopti Do Hair salon and Etch salon which sounds more like tattoo Parlor to me.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Heide said...

Each day I drive by a doggy salon named Neiman Barkus. Total groaner, even if it's not for people.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Cursing Mama said...

To-daze Hair in Blaine, Minnesota.
I'm still not sure what they were going for with that one.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Traceyleezle said...

I am still cracking up over Andi's day spa. No, I don't think I would go and I'd want to know what's in their mud masks.

We had this hair place back in upstate NY called, "Who Cut Your Hair." kind of after the "Whose on first bit." There radio ads were always annoying.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Bunny Queen said...

Let's see... There is A Pawsitive Touch Grooming Salon in South St. Paul, MN, and Joan's Little Hair House, in Cottage Grove, MN. Both of them make me chuckle every time I see them.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Turtle said...

got the Curl up and dye as well

also the Wild Hare (a rabbit is their logo)
Head Hunters is one of my favorites, Mane Event is kinda corny. The guy who has been in business underneath our day spa simply calls his business Hair.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Firemanshunny said...

There is Hair to Eternity in East haven, CT

9:49 AM  
Blogger 5elementknitr said...

In Parker Colorado, we have some strange ones for people:

Tangles - Are they going to tangle my hair?

Sahair - Sahaira would've been funnier


Hair on the Rock - WTF??

11:07 AM  
Blogger 5elementknitr said...

For pets, in colorado, we have

Shampoodle, pet empawrium and spaw

There's also Doo Care, it's a poop pickup service.

11:12 AM  
Blogger 5elementknitr said...

I forgot Lewis and Bark in Littleton, CO. It's right across the street from A Knitted Peace and it cracks me up everytime I see it.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

There's one on Rt. 3 in, I believe, Palermo, Maine, that we pass en route to my grandmother's. It's called Cutting Remarks and Catty Nails.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous drpj said...

Hair We R - Westminster, CO
The Mane Cut - Lakewood, CO
Not dumb, but I've never quite gotten this one - Once Is Forever - Denver, CO

1:48 PM  
Blogger ikkinlala said...

I think the worst one in Prince George is probably the "Do's & Don'ts Hair Salon."

2:23 PM  
Blogger chemgrrl said...

Be Hair Now

No, really. I used to get my hair cut there.

3:33 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

On the cape, in addition to a Groomingdales, there is

"The Fur Side" in Sandwich, MA!

Loved reading these comments!

4:11 PM  
Blogger Carol said...

Human Groomin' in Kingston, Ontario, Canada

4:39 PM  
Blogger La said...

Curl Up and Dye in Redondo Beach, CA

6:56 PM  
Blogger Sorka said...

Oh boy.. We have:

Hair After...
Hair Wizard..
The Hair Lair..
The Viking Barber shop.. eeek!

But the one that takes the cake is..
Mad Ratter Hair Design



7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Hungry Hair, Fresno, California

7:33 PM  
Blogger Suzi said...

Do or Dye


The Hairport

Durham, NC

8:01 PM  
Blogger Elspeth said...

I just got my hair cut yesterday and was browsing the hair cut magazines and came across a lot. I don't know that we have any cool ones here, but here's one I found while reading at my boring salon (The Colour Room):

Bangs N Burns, Alexandria, VA

Here's another cute one:

Fourth Lock on Canal St in Washington D.C. I don't know if it's on the 4th of the canal's locks, but the hair connection is great.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Elspeth said...

Hey, we have a Hair Port too, San Mateo, CA!

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Beth said...

Any other Hairitige s out there? (San Mateo, CA)

10:23 PM  
Blogger Joan K said...

There's a hair salon in Marshfield MA called the Permanent Solution. I think it is a very bad choice, it makes me think of Hitlers permanent solution.

It isn't funny but it makes me groan.

10:54 PM  
Blogger binda said...

I didn't realize there were so many on Oahu...BWHAHAHAHAH
Cut Loose 2080 South King Street Suite 201, Honolulu, HI 96826
For Your Hair Only 1401 10th Avenue, Honolulu, HI 96816
Hair Hut 91-789 Papipi Road, Ewa Beach, HI 96706
Hair Today 2617 South King Street Suite 2H, Honolulu, HI 96826
Hairs To You 3566 Harding Avenue Suite 201, Honolulu, HI 96816
Hairy Situation Inc 2570 South Beretania Street Suite 201, Honolulu, HI 96826
Mane Attractions 85 Farrington Highway, Waianae, HI 96792
Shear Genius Pearl Kai Shopping Centre, Aiea, HI 96701
(got these off of

3:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"From Hair to Eternity" in Champaign, Illinois.

7:57 AM  
Blogger Mary Lou said...

There was, and still may be, a little placed called "The Beauty Hut" in a rundown little single family house in my old 'hood in St. Paul.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Gretchen said...

We have several goofy ones here in Colorado Springs:

Hairitage Salon
Aristo Cuts
Mo Hair (this one always makes me groan!)
Kristi's Kurl Up & Dye (that is a strangely popular variation!)
Hair Bank ???

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

St. Louis, Missouri has Bouffant Daddy. And it's a very modern, very cool, respected salon!


3:38 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

I get my hair done at "Anita Kurl" in Boston.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Vicki said...

Miami Beach...Hannah and Her Scissors...I lived there for a bit in the 90s. Vicki at

6:12 PM  
Blogger Dandy said...

There's a "Funky Tangles " in my town.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I know the contest is over, but I had to share these: In Traverse City, Michigan, there is Bo Tangles (goofy), and Hair Force One (also goofy), and in Ann Arbor there is Arm N Anvil (what??)

11:38 AM  

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