Am on deadline today and it's no good trying to pretend I'm motivated. I am not motivated. I doubt that in the next twenty-four hours I will become motivated. I don't even feel remotely urgent.

The good part is that I don't have to answer my telephone when on deadline as can only add to the distractions. All I really want to do is listen to Oasis and eat a big greasy cheeseburger.

Yipes.