DISCLAIMER: I should mention that I am not actually attracted to this person and know nothing about him, not even a name.

I am not attracted to guys with frat-boy haircuts and golf shirts. Call me crazy. I prefer the Ethan Hawke thinking-girl's-boy look.

Why am I always so hung up on looks? For the moment, I can't even think about what type of brain I might be attracted to. Looks are easy, I suppose.